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Absolute Nonsense.

I’m not gonna waste my time anymore. ✌️😁


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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle)


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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine


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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


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elvesarebad:

i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me


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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend


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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)


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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh


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lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

(Source: heathledgers)


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(Source: phuonguyenx3)


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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

Sigh


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